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asmilinggoddess:

the year is 2014 AD. the human race has existed for over 200,000 years. men still think women pee out of the vagina.

#sigh   
via: bewarebigredbutton / source: rncpriceley 19 hours ago with 236,108 notes

nerds

via: yourmilkturnstocream / source: weheartit.com 20 hours ago with 2,656 notes

make me choose jade west or april ludgate (asked by anonymous)

via: lizgilliesegan / source: janetsnakehole 20 hours ago with 374 notes

awwww-cute:

Job interview

sweetie pie

via: assbutt-in-the-garrison / source: awwww-cute 20 hours ago with 3,655 notes
Title: Sweet Jane
Artist: The Velvet Underground
Album: Loaded
Plays: 6843

sleepyhouze:

I want to be Lou Reed.

#songs    #my fav    #vu   
via: sleepyhouze / source: top500songs 20 hours ago with 2,121 notes

toothpast:

theworldisanapple-youareaseed:

lizzingwithkriz:

Pregnant Ghost Bat having an ultrasound at Featherdale Wildlife Park

congrats it’s a bat

[delighted bat noises]

via: ryanlxd / source: dailytelegraph.com.au 1 day ago with 248,830 notes

flavorpill:

The Muppets as ‘Twin Peaks’ Characters: Who Killed Miss Piggy?

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